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Jupiter X
Sometime In 2000: Jupiter X is NOW on video
release, if you would like to buy a copy, then click the email
link below with any queries, such as cost, e.t.c I WANT TO KNOW MORE
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This blockbusting record breaker started life as a tiny seed
planted in James Layton's head. It was inspired by the film
Sleeping Beauty which was directed by his hero Gary Glitter. This
tiny seedling grew and grew until its roots dug deep into his
mind, feeding on his imaginative ideas. While still inside his
head it blossomed into a beautiful flower before being released
through his mouth as a suggestion to the crew of Spontaneous
Combustion Films. They immediatley took up this idea, gently
cradling its promising petals. The company supplied the flower's
needs and it soon grew into the largest, most terrific blossom as
the film was released at cinemas around the world. Soon virtually
everybody in the world had witnessed the glorious beauty of the
flower and wallowed in awe of it. When they left the cinemas,
many were heard describing the film and most summed it up as
"a big fat pile of bollocks". Despite this reaction the
Gardeners (the spontaneous combustion crew) who had
spent many a night and day tending to the flower's needs, were
bemused by the audiences' reaction. Peter Finbow, playing the
part of Geeky Freakio, was quoted as saying "the creative
story and extravagant dialogue presented in our film was simply
too mind boggling for some people to understand, especially those
mindless pricks that suck their dicks. Arsewipes like themselves
shouldn't be fucking allowed out of their spastic cages to watch
films of this calibre. They ought to stick to what they're good
at: being cun....". The highly reputed actor was stopped in
his tracks when he was jumped on by policemen armed with big guns.
At this point Richard Wood added: "he's right you know, they're
all a bunch of twats". The members of Spontaneous Combustion
Films had not been seen since this incident until they reappeared
as guest stars on Dawson's Creek. It was obvious that
they were back, and ready to release their new film.
- A major block busting film.
- The major film Jupiter XHS318KR9 which we shall be
releasing at cinemas around the world soonish. The film
is about an asteroid that collides with Earth and knocks
it into another solar system along with the planet Arth.
Some aliens from Arth arrive on Earth and declare war on
the only surviving humans Ruler Rick and Geeky Freakio.
The aliens, Darth Paul, Big Nora and JJ attack them
showing no mercy. The war involves a dramatic bike race
and light saber battle. Who will win? Will good conquer
evil? Personally, I don't know and to be honest, I don't
give a shit either!
