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BUDGET
Jurassic Park, Waterworld, Speed 2 and now Jupiter XCT629IG57E. The massive, gigantic budget of a few quid, at most. Let's see, tomato ketchup, um, a couple of lightsabers and, well, that's about it. Batteries! Batteries for the video camera. Now that really is it, I think.
Small Print: do not read this page or the Creberons will come and take you away. BEWARE OF THE CREBERONS. MATTHEW JOHNSON: feel free to send him hate mail the address is johnsonrcklnds@hotmail.com . You can win £5 if your mail is selected as the most illegal, so get writing. By the way, we can not guarantee either of the £5 prizes being delivered as Matthew Creber has not agreed to it yet, we have our ways. The judges decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into. Do not confuse Jupiter XJQ897987JKHKJBKJH777 with an asteroid called Asteroid XJQ897987JKHKJBKJH777. BY THE WAY Mr. Johnson we have recovered the CREBERONS and are on your trail. Steven Bramble may or may not be an escaped Phillapeno boy, we say MAY not IS so do not try and sue us.
If you would like a list of the winners, send a S.A.E and £500 to Tim Mountford, Click HERE for an email address.